April 2012
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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and you are going through a midlife crisis.
You are sitting in the one place you vowed never to step foot in as long as you were alive and breathing on this earth while cradling a box of premium tissues given to you lovingly by Kanaya, and sporting a bloody nose not so lovingly given to you by the love of your life.
Yeah. Things are not going so well for you right...
